Bonus z Alenky

16. prosince 2009 v 17:40 | Proxima |  Divadlo

Dnes měla naše amatérská ochotnická skupina první zkoušku Alenky... naštěstí nedopadla tak katastrofálně, jak jsem čekala, a tudíž je méně komického materiálu, ale pár zážitků se přeci jen urodilo...

Den Poté... tedy předtím:
Proxima: Luke, tomorrow there's gonna be a rehearsal of Alice in the aula.
Luke: (začne se pochechtávat)
Anya: Why are you giggling?
Luke: Hehe... I haven't... haha... opened the script yet... hihi.
Anya: That's actually rather sad.
Proxima: Now, you are a GREAT EXAMPLE for your students, aren't you?
Luke: Ehm, no.

Den zkoušky:
Luke: Hey! Could I have a look at the script?
Proxima: Yeah, you're allowed to read it for today. But this is the last warning, next time you'll get A BIG FIVE FOR YOU on your forehead! (vysvětlivky: jedná se o razítko s tímto nápisem a obrovskou pětkou, které s velkou oblibou používá jako výchovnou metodu naše roztomilá angličtinářka)
Luke: @pokouší se Proximě sebrat scénář@
Proxima: What now?
Luke: You said I could have a look at the script!
Proxima: Yeah, but at yours!
Luke: I left mine at home!
Proxima: Big-five-for-you!

Po vstupu do auly Luke a Wayne vylezou na jeviště.

Proxima: Hey, gentlemen, that's not where we're start...
Luke: (velice hlubokým hlasem) Welcome, Alice, to Wonderland! (pištivým hlasem) Welcome, Alice, to Wonderland!
Proxima: You're starting with "I finally shook her off"... after you come through the back door.
Luke: (s dobrým roleplayingem) Oh, wonderful, I finally shook her off!
Wayne: Hey, hey, what about a northern accent?
Luke: (nadšeně) Like, "wounderrrland"? (Tohle si Proxi totálně vymýšlí, protože po dobu trvání RP skotského horala se nechytala)
Proxima: Ehm, gentlemen...
Wayne: So, how should we play?
Proxima: (headdesk) You really don't know what is it about at all, do you? Wayne, you're mean, an I-know-it-all, arrogant, nitpicking, horrible creature...
Wayne: (konsternovaný pohled) Am I?
Proxima: (headdesk) Your role, that is.
Wayne: Ah, sure.
Proxima: Luke, you're impatient, nervous, reserved, dignified...
Luke: I'm a rabbit, am I not?
Anya: The rabbit is the queen's lackey, so he has to have some pride!
Proxima: Look, you really don't like talking to me, because I'm bothering you, and I even want to put a PINK ribbon around your neck! You're really mad at me! You're not some kind of a pet-rabbit, you're a business rabbit!
Luke: Right.

Následuje zkoušení, které se nedá rozhovorem příliš zaznamenat, s výjimkou:
Proxima: Luke, stop being creative and follow the lines exactly as they're written (especially since you're reading them) and keep the rhythm, otherwise it wouldn't be clear the lines are rhymed.
Luke: It rhymes?
The rest of the teachers: @stare@
Wayne: Yeah... it's like tam ta dam da da da dá!
...
...
Luke: But this doesn't rhyme!
Proxima: It does. With the other line.
...
Luke: But if you're usually Alice
and now you're not your usual
self, then you're not Alice
and...
Proxima: Luke... this part is a prose.
 


Komentáře

1 Amy-Bludička Amy-Bludička | 16. prosince 2009 v 19:32 | Reagovat

Dobrý učitel, teda:D

2 Veni Veni | 16. prosince 2009 v 19:54 | Reagovat

XD koukám že si užiješ xD

3 Rafi Rafi | Web | 20. prosince 2009 v 12:51 | Reagovat

xD mě by na Tvém místě asi ruply nervy...! ;-)

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